This is why I'm not killing myself just yet

The absolute madman actually did it.

BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE WORLD OR WRITE A CLASSIC OF MY AGE

 BORN TOO LATE FOR MY LIFESPAN TO HAVE A REALISTIC CHANCE OF CATCHING UP WITH THE DISCOVERY OF BIOLOGICAL IMMORTALITY

 

BORN JUST IN TIME TO MEME A PRESIDENT INTO THE OVAL OFFICE