The DANKEST TIMELINE

 Before diving into the spice, I just want to say that school today went smoothly and I found out that tomorrow instead of regular classes we will have only two hours of mass. The day afterwards I will have English classes with my form teacher and hopefully tell her what crazy things happened in it.

 Now we can resume the memes.

 Hillary Clinton's publication proclaimed that Pepe is a white nationalist symbol and has followed her statement with assigning to him an erroneous genesis as a meme.

 At this point we're short of a formal declaration of the culture war that's raging. And this culture war has many fronts. One of these is the memes.

 And memes are the only thing I have.

(No more significant news right now. Feel free to skip the wince-inducing alternate lyrics I've contrived for this song with this occasion)

THESE MAYMAYS MAAADE US

THESE MAYMAYS GAAAVE US

A LIFE!

THESE MAYMAYS NOW

MIGHT FADE AWAY

THEY'RE CRYING OUT

I KNOW YOU THINK YOU CAN'T CONTROL THIS

 I'VE SEEN THE WAY A CROWD CAN TURN

I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I'VE GOT

AND STILL THEY WANT TO WATCH IT BURN

THESE MAYMAYS NOW

MIGHT FADE AWAY

THEY'RE CRYING OUT

COULD BE TOO LATE

THE FIRE RISES

LET THEM FAN, THE FLAME!

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE WORD OF WISDOM

IF YOU'RE TO STAND AND FACE THE GATES TO HELL

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

YOU'RE ALL YOU'VE GOT

THE TRUMPSTER COULD FAIL US

WITHOUT THE MAYMAY'S MAGIC MIGHT

THESE MAYMAYS NOW

COULD FADE AWAY

THEY'RE CRYING OUT

IT'S NOT TOO LATE

THESE MEMES NOW 

WON'T LAST THAT NIGHT

DON'T LET THEM DIE

WITHOUT A FIGHT

THESE MEMES NOW

WILL FADE AWAY

These memes made us.

No one can save us now.